I haven't been on it a while. I haz new puppeh. The more he feels at home, the more he misbehaves.

To kill the serpent is to oblige the rat.

In the two days since I posted it, my latest work has gotten 20 favs. That's the most favs per day of anything I've ever done. Yeah, I'm feeling pretty good about that.

I am a little frazzled as to the fact that it just a low rez doodle I whipped up in, like, two hours, when most of my submissions as of late have been really ornate images that take days, even weeks, to render. Still, it's not like it's a bad picture and it iz funny. But what I think it really boils down to is that it contains keywords that are very popular at the moment. I guess I need to focus more on that.

Hoo. I haven't updated in a while. I haven't done anything in a while. Those to items might be related. But hey, I had a wonderful Christmas! I got all my shopping done in time, there were no major family blow-ups, mom made her 24-hour brisket, everyone loved their gifts, and I want to marry Bruce Willis. That last item might not be related.

An artist can spend decades mastering the principals of anatomy. Then one day, when they're methods have been perfected, they may have reason to draw... oh let's say... a shark, and they shall find themselves shit out of luck.